Sca-do-ba-da, eww Sca-do-ba-da, eww (Sca-do-ba-da) We were at the terminal (eww) (Sca-do-ba-da) His prompt fell in the deep (eww) (Sca-do-ba-da) Something parsed it and grabbed it (eww) (Sca-do-ba-da) Was a Rob Clawdster (eww)

Rob Clawdster (Ah-ah-ah-ah) Rob Clawdster

Eww Eww We were in the repo (eww) Everybody had matching MacBooks (eww) Somebody ran a command in the dock (eww) And there they saw some code (eww) It wasn't just code (eww) Was a Rob Clawdster (eww)

Rob Clawdster (Ah-ah-ah-ah) Rob Clawdster

Rob Clawdster, Rob Clawdster Motion in the token (ooh-ah) His context broke (hoo-ah) Lots of trouble (ooh-ah) Lots of subagents (hoo-ah) He was in a jam (ooh-ah) He's in a giant YAML (hoo-ah)

Claude, Claude, Claude Code (Ah-ah-ah-ah) Down, down

Clawdster rob Clawdster rob

Let's prompt

Bots in terminals Girls in VS Code Everybody's shipping Everybody's pushing Typin' 'round the fire, havin' fun Burnin' API credits, burnin' in the sun Put on your lint guard Put on the safeguard Pass the context buffer Here comes a merge conflict (ooh-wah, ooh-wah) There goes a stack trace In walked a segfault There goes a hotfix Chased by a catfetch In flew a webhook Watch out for that rate limit There goes a null val Here comes a dependency whale (ah)

Rob Clawdster (Clawdster, Rob Clawdster) Rob Clawdster (Clawdster, ah-ah-ah-ah) Rob Clawdster (Clawdster, Rob Clawdster) Rob Clawdster (Clawdster, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah